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When I’m watching my favorite show and I have to pee

haiizum:

I’m like,

But the moment it cuts to commercial,

“Move out the way bitches its bout to explode”

(Source: youjustwaitandsee)

If a guy really wanted you,

sweetestfrown:

He’d actually put some effort into trying to get your attention, and make sacrifices for you. He wouldn’t just tell you he wants you, he’d show you in every little way possible that he wants you.

(Source: abbbybeee, via thingsthatchanges)

We’ve All Been With Someone..

tedeezy:

• Who our friends warned us about.
• Who our friends told us not to be with.
• Who has a history of making bad choices.
• Who has a reputation of being unfaithful.
• Who had us fooled at first.
• Who had us believing they’re different.
• Who treated us like shit, but we still stayed with them
  

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Reblog if you didn’t find Tumblr through MTV

tomorrowcanwait:

Tumblr was on MTV??

what?

(Source: magicalmischief)

When you try to laugh and still look good…

Expectation:

Reality:

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